My top ten hilarious relationship scandals
I finally said Yes!!!
So after jumping and hopping out from one relationship to the next I finally said Yes!
Daddy 'Ose lo bua'
He proposed
The man of my dreams proposed
Not as I imagined it but he proposed and I would be stupid not to say YES!!!
Darey proposing to me had me thinking about my past relationships which he happens to be one of them
First was Chris
High school love
Lasted for over two years
Yeah two years of our lives in high school and our colleagues and few teachers had drawn conclusion that myself and Chris would end up getting married.
We broke up just after he gained admission into the university before me; he said he met someone else... leaving me heart broken and I just could not get myself to accept the fact that Chris was leaving and so I became his worse Nightmare
A stalker
I convinced my parents that I could not bear staying at home waiting for the upcoming JAMB exams but I'd like to go register for Pre-degree exams and also write the JAMB exams so I'd have two chances of gaining an admission into the university. Gladly my Dad saw sense in what I had suggested and I registered for Pre-degree which was to last for six to nine months if ASSU does not go on strike.
It cost me my both chances of attaining admission to realise that Chris was gone for good; he'd left me for Rich, Fair and Beautiful Tamar.
Daddy was upset and said he was never going to waste money in my school issues anymore.
My second relationship was with Shun.
Met him in Lagos when I went to visit my elder sister and her husband.
Shun is Kenyan.
Very Handsome and Smart.
He's Kenyan but his ascent was out of this world;
According to him He was in Nigeria at that time for business and pleasure; it was after two months it sank into my head
I quote
"I'm actually visiting Nigeria for the first time for some Business proposal and of course for pleasure "
You could guess what happened afterwards.....
Three years of delaying my chances of achieving my dream of being a certified graduate I had managed to save up some money and Dad had changed his mind about him catering for my Education and I was determined not to blow it.
So I got an admission at the University of Portharcourt Nigeria and was studying Mass Communications
I was bent on not getting distracted so I refused to date, accepting my fate that Men are not for me and I'm not ready for them.... well that was not for too long because I met Mario
Oh my gush I could still remember vividly. He's a 6.4ft tall, very masculine, he had the whole beard going on with his skin cut and damn he was Fine with fair skin.
Now tell me how do I protect myself from this? I tried though...
We first met in the elevator at
Transcorp Hilton hotel Abuja; I was there delivering some samples of my designs since I am an Interior designer/decorator and he was there for a meeting himself with his colleagues.
At that time i was in my third year at the University. I had given him my business card since he told me he appreciated my work; I should have known that our next meeting wasn't going to be a business meeting. Long story short he paid me a visit in Portharcourt and then I thought I got to know him better but clearly I didn't.
I was so terrified to give into Mario's proposal because I've had my own share of heart breaks and I wouldn't want any distractions from school and yes he was too good to be true.
Yemi my house mate wasn't helping either, she kept on preaching on and on and i felt what harm could happen if i gave into this.
Mario spoilt me with loads of expensive gifts that I felt like I was living the dream,
We went on exotic vacations in Dubai, went on a tour in south Africa, paid a visit to Zimbabwe, Angola and etc just to mention a few and I felt Yes! I had arrived
Finally I had something worth my distraction
Lol
Mario is a married Man??
His wife walked down to our table on our last date at Golden Tulip hotel, Delta State; just ten minutes after he excused himself from his colleagues he had business transactions with.
He had taken me with him as He claimed He always wants me around him because I was his second eyes and damn smart and that he always enjoyed showing me off to his friends... what a blatant lie!
In place of smart he'd called me FOOL and He didn't stop there, he has shown me off to his friends as his who're whilst I thought He was my Man
He had taken me to one of his houses in Abuja and I believed he was single.
Everything he had and all the wealth was his wife's...
That lasted for seven months
It was not too long after I had learnt my lesson
Getting to know him before you commit.
Next was Darey
Met him at Yemi's elder sister's wedding, he was a friend of the groom.
With myself and Darey it was not all romance like my other relationships; he was always busy with work and we always had heated arguments.
Maybe the problem was me
I don't know and I didn't care at that time. Unlike my other relationships I found lots of faults in Darey
Maybe it's because I was scared
I didn't want to fall for him
I wanted to find him out before he gets the chance to hurt me.
I remember having ceaseless and countless fights with him and sometimes I don't remember why I got so angry.
We broke up when I accused him of cheating on me with Yemi's elder sister.
Lol
I almost destroyed a marriage because of my selflessness
After four relationship gone wrong i made up my mind that everyone is not meant to have a partner and the earlier I accept my fate the better for me.
A certified graduate
An independent woman and an Entrepreneur/interror designer
I had relocated to Lagos
Had my own apartment and I was comfortable.
I had my life going
At twenty-six no stable relationship but I didn't let that bother me
I always met men but none tickled my fancy... I was lonely so I definitely needed someone to warm my bed
My vibrator wasn't doing much justice to satisfy my cravings
So I had Kevin
College student
Very smart
Attractive and Young
He needed my cash and I wanted a man on my Bed, so we had sex numerous times and had lots of fun but we had to call it quit because he started catching feelings for me and would over react when he sees me talking to any Man; it was so bad that he'd rage if he sees me talking with his friends.
He'd say he loves me and wouldn't want to loose me to anyone nor his friends because he'd die after hurting someone
Okay!!!
Hold on there
First he's so young and I was beginning to feel desperate and older than I am
And secondly I don't want to go through the love phase anymore and so I left him for my next Man
Alhaji Athahiru
Young, handsome and willing to foot the bills but all he wanted was my Body
Ironically that's what I had wanted with Kevin. There was no romance, just Sex at his or my beck and call.
I was going wild and willing to try everything
Whilst still with Athahiru he hooked me up with one of his girlfriend's from the UK
'Sasha' as she was called
We had three some most often
I was loosing myself
At twenty-eight I was not proud of the woman I was even with my wealth and success.
I was lonely
I was not happy
I was not at peace with myself
Not too long I found the peace I seek
One of my clients and friend Tolula invited me for her church program
'Praise-Night'.
She's a gospel singer and she'd be singing so she'd really love for me to come support her whilst having a moment with God at her church.
Truth is I'm a Christian but a Sunday goer ONLY but Tolula is one hell of a client and I'd be damned not to do this for her and so I agreed.
Stay focused guys but this was how I met the number eight man in my life
Freddie Adebayo
This was so different
For the first time in many years I was going to go through the commitment phase again and I'd really want to take it slow... and sloooowwww it was; but not so slow to meet his Mum.
Freddie is the first and only son of the Adebayo's so you could imagine how loved and precious he was to his Family and most especially his mother.
Okay long story short he was a Mama's boy and I was not willing, desperate or patient enough to compete with that; especially when he took counsel from his Mum before I even got to hear about it.
You are allowed to criticise me for my flops in all of these relationships
Next was Segun a Casanova
He'd win his way in to my heart with his sugar coated tongue
Yeah! I never learn
I tell myself this but always ended up doing that.
Segun and I got so romantically involved that I almost believed he was the one, we even started cohabiting. I was bent on keeping this undermining the fact that he was a womanizing cheat.
I blamed myself for my past relationships so i felt i should make this my last bus stop but with time i realized that courtship and relationship is not for Everyone; atleast I've always known that but it dawned on me when my Man got so ruthless that he disrespects me by checking out other girls right in front of me when maybe we were out on a date or him bringing younger girls into the house, he'd hit me if I confront him. This went on and on until he had beaten me till i collapsed and even lost a baby I never knew I had conceived.
And that's when it dawned on me that I was really indeed desperate and not happy.
Happiness should come first.
If you're not happy then don't push it, don't stress nor force it.
I had searched for love in wrong places and didn't even realise it had found me.
Met with Darey a couple years earlier just after the incident with Segun and I had to apologize to him for what I caused him, and then he made me apologize to Yemi's elder sister and the rest of the people I'd hurt with my stupid accusation/assumptions. We've been okay but I never had an idea this was going to happen. I never would have believed he'd propose to me, I didn't see it coming.... all he'd told me was that he needed someone to talk to as he was in serious mess
I rushed out of the office having in mind I was going to help a friend but I walked into the house seeming too quiet like there was no one home but the doors were open.
I walked up the stairs down to his bedroom and I was bedazzled with the sight; dwarf scented coconut candles lit the room with thinking out loud by Ed sheran played softly from the speakers, rose flowers scattered all over the bed down to the floor and on the bed was a red dress........
To Be Continued
I finally said Yes!!!
So after jumping and hopping out from one relationship to the next I finally said Yes!
Daddy 'Ose lo bua'
He proposed
The man of my dreams proposed
Not as I imagined it but he proposed and I would be stupid not to say YES!!!
Darey proposing to me had me thinking about my past relationships which he happens to be one of them
First was Chris
High school love
Lasted for over two years
Yeah two years of our lives in high school and our colleagues and few teachers had drawn conclusion that myself and Chris would end up getting married.
We broke up just after he gained admission into the university before me; he said he met someone else... leaving me heart broken and I just could not get myself to accept the fact that Chris was leaving and so I became his worse Nightmare
A stalker
I convinced my parents that I could not bear staying at home waiting for the upcoming JAMB exams but I'd like to go register for Pre-degree exams and also write the JAMB exams so I'd have two chances of gaining an admission into the university. Gladly my Dad saw sense in what I had suggested and I registered for Pre-degree which was to last for six to nine months if ASSU does not go on strike.
It cost me my both chances of attaining admission to realise that Chris was gone for good; he'd left me for Rich, Fair and Beautiful Tamar.
Daddy was upset and said he was never going to waste money in my school issues anymore.
My second relationship was with Shun.
Met him in Lagos when I went to visit my elder sister and her husband.
Shun is Kenyan.
Very Handsome and Smart.
He's Kenyan but his ascent was out of this world;
According to him He was in Nigeria at that time for business and pleasure; it was after two months it sank into my head
I quote
"I'm actually visiting Nigeria for the first time for some Business proposal and of course for pleasure "
You could guess what happened afterwards.....
Three years of delaying my chances of achieving my dream of being a certified graduate I had managed to save up some money and Dad had changed his mind about him catering for my Education and I was determined not to blow it.
So I got an admission at the University of Portharcourt Nigeria and was studying Mass Communications
I was bent on not getting distracted so I refused to date, accepting my fate that Men are not for me and I'm not ready for them.... well that was not for too long because I met Mario
Oh my gush I could still remember vividly. He's a 6.4ft tall, very masculine, he had the whole beard going on with his skin cut and damn he was Fine with fair skin.
Now tell me how do I protect myself from this? I tried though...
We first met in the elevator at
Transcorp Hilton hotel Abuja; I was there delivering some samples of my designs since I am an Interior designer/decorator and he was there for a meeting himself with his colleagues.
At that time i was in my third year at the University. I had given him my business card since he told me he appreciated my work; I should have known that our next meeting wasn't going to be a business meeting. Long story short he paid me a visit in Portharcourt and then I thought I got to know him better but clearly I didn't.
I was so terrified to give into Mario's proposal because I've had my own share of heart breaks and I wouldn't want any distractions from school and yes he was too good to be true.
Yemi my house mate wasn't helping either, she kept on preaching on and on and i felt what harm could happen if i gave into this.
Mario spoilt me with loads of expensive gifts that I felt like I was living the dream,
We went on exotic vacations in Dubai, went on a tour in south Africa, paid a visit to Zimbabwe, Angola and etc just to mention a few and I felt Yes! I had arrived
Finally I had something worth my distraction
Lol
Mario is a married Man??
His wife walked down to our table on our last date at Golden Tulip hotel, Delta State; just ten minutes after he excused himself from his colleagues he had business transactions with.
He had taken me with him as He claimed He always wants me around him because I was his second eyes and damn smart and that he always enjoyed showing me off to his friends... what a blatant lie!
In place of smart he'd called me FOOL and He didn't stop there, he has shown me off to his friends as his who're whilst I thought He was my Man
He had taken me to one of his houses in Abuja and I believed he was single.
Everything he had and all the wealth was his wife's...
That lasted for seven months
It was not too long after I had learnt my lesson
Getting to know him before you commit.
Next was Darey
Met him at Yemi's elder sister's wedding, he was a friend of the groom.
With myself and Darey it was not all romance like my other relationships; he was always busy with work and we always had heated arguments.
Maybe the problem was me
I don't know and I didn't care at that time. Unlike my other relationships I found lots of faults in Darey
Maybe it's because I was scared
I didn't want to fall for him
I wanted to find him out before he gets the chance to hurt me.
I remember having ceaseless and countless fights with him and sometimes I don't remember why I got so angry.
We broke up when I accused him of cheating on me with Yemi's elder sister.
Lol
I almost destroyed a marriage because of my selflessness
After four relationship gone wrong i made up my mind that everyone is not meant to have a partner and the earlier I accept my fate the better for me.
A certified graduate
An independent woman and an Entrepreneur/interror designer
I had relocated to Lagos
Had my own apartment and I was comfortable.
I had my life going
At twenty-six no stable relationship but I didn't let that bother me
I always met men but none tickled my fancy... I was lonely so I definitely needed someone to warm my bed
My vibrator wasn't doing much justice to satisfy my cravings
So I had Kevin
College student
Very smart
Attractive and Young
He needed my cash and I wanted a man on my Bed, so we had sex numerous times and had lots of fun but we had to call it quit because he started catching feelings for me and would over react when he sees me talking to any Man; it was so bad that he'd rage if he sees me talking with his friends.
He'd say he loves me and wouldn't want to loose me to anyone nor his friends because he'd die after hurting someone
Okay!!!
Hold on there
First he's so young and I was beginning to feel desperate and older than I am
And secondly I don't want to go through the love phase anymore and so I left him for my next Man
Alhaji Athahiru
Young, handsome and willing to foot the bills but all he wanted was my Body
Ironically that's what I had wanted with Kevin. There was no romance, just Sex at his or my beck and call.
I was going wild and willing to try everything
Whilst still with Athahiru he hooked me up with one of his girlfriend's from the UK
'Sasha' as she was called
We had three some most often
I was loosing myself
At twenty-eight I was not proud of the woman I was even with my wealth and success.
I was lonely
I was not happy
I was not at peace with myself
Not too long I found the peace I seek
One of my clients and friend Tolula invited me for her church program
'Praise-Night'.
She's a gospel singer and she'd be singing so she'd really love for me to come support her whilst having a moment with God at her church.
Truth is I'm a Christian but a Sunday goer ONLY but Tolula is one hell of a client and I'd be damned not to do this for her and so I agreed.
Stay focused guys but this was how I met the number eight man in my life
Freddie Adebayo
This was so different
For the first time in many years I was going to go through the commitment phase again and I'd really want to take it slow... and sloooowwww it was; but not so slow to meet his Mum.
Freddie is the first and only son of the Adebayo's so you could imagine how loved and precious he was to his Family and most especially his mother.
Okay long story short he was a Mama's boy and I was not willing, desperate or patient enough to compete with that; especially when he took counsel from his Mum before I even got to hear about it.
You are allowed to criticise me for my flops in all of these relationships
Next was Segun a Casanova
He'd win his way in to my heart with his sugar coated tongue
Yeah! I never learn
I tell myself this but always ended up doing that.
Segun and I got so romantically involved that I almost believed he was the one, we even started cohabiting. I was bent on keeping this undermining the fact that he was a womanizing cheat.
I blamed myself for my past relationships so i felt i should make this my last bus stop but with time i realized that courtship and relationship is not for Everyone; atleast I've always known that but it dawned on me when my Man got so ruthless that he disrespects me by checking out other girls right in front of me when maybe we were out on a date or him bringing younger girls into the house, he'd hit me if I confront him. This went on and on until he had beaten me till i collapsed and even lost a baby I never knew I had conceived.
And that's when it dawned on me that I was really indeed desperate and not happy.
Happiness should come first.
If you're not happy then don't push it, don't stress nor force it.
I had searched for love in wrong places and didn't even realise it had found me.
Met with Darey a couple years earlier just after the incident with Segun and I had to apologize to him for what I caused him, and then he made me apologize to Yemi's elder sister and the rest of the people I'd hurt with my stupid accusation/assumptions. We've been okay but I never had an idea this was going to happen. I never would have believed he'd propose to me, I didn't see it coming.... all he'd told me was that he needed someone to talk to as he was in serious mess
I rushed out of the office having in mind I was going to help a friend but I walked into the house seeming too quiet like there was no one home but the doors were open.
I walked up the stairs down to his bedroom and I was bedazzled with the sight; dwarf scented coconut candles lit the room with thinking out loud by Ed sheran played softly from the speakers, rose flowers scattered all over the bed down to the floor and on the bed was a red dress........
To Be Continued
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