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I know the whole world thinks I'm a lesbian but....

Have You ever met a guy who made you feel like you're possessed whenever you two are together.
Or Have You ever met a guy who made you feel like such a Bad girl but deep down inside you're a good girl who has always played safe😯😯😯....

I'm Amanda Woods
A Lawyer and I'm single, lonely but too busy to mingle 😊☺
About a month ago I was a Geek until I fell for Trisha's prank to drag me down to the club.....
It was on the 17th of July 2015 when my private line rang as at 10:15am and i was at the office doing a review of some cases I had piled up on my table, checked the caller and it was Trisha crying on the phone claiming that she had a fight Thompson who's her supposed boyfriend and she needed me to come support her before she does something crazy; first of all what came to mind was that I had loads of work to do and on a second thought Trisha is my only friend and was more like family and yes of course Trisha could be very crazy, so without thinking twice I just picked my handbag and walked down to my secretary's office and instructed her to handle some of the tasks and that I'd be off for the day, at first she tried to hesitate but then I gave her my "what is it now?" Look and then she said
"Yes Ma'am" with a sharp tone
I just rushed out and zoomed off cos I know if i had given 'Nicki' my supposed Secretary any more of my time she'd only start whinning since she's very lazy; trust me I wonder what I was thinking when I chose her amongst several others that applied.
Long story short I arrived Trisha's estate and parked just in front of her gate; to be honest I was expecting to see a raging fire but instead I saw my girlfriend looking all dressed and said
"I'm going shopping. I just need to distract myself " she said
And for a moment I was like
"Trisha I had loads of work doing at the office; didn't you think shopping when you called me down here? "
Trisha been her usual cute self just came towards me using her baby voice she know I disliked so much
"You know I loved him, please help a sister.... peeeeeaaaaaseeee..... "
"Okay fine! Fine!" I screamed out of my lungs "gosh I hate you" I said with a smile hugging her and kissed her forehead.
She then pulled herself out
"I'm not turning gay because Thompson left me okay" she said and then we both laughed as we walked outside the gate and then entered my car.

I know all right the whole world think I'm a lesbian but really I'm not; I just closed that page of my life after Jason left me because he felt I wasn't beautiful and fun to be with or better still his girlfriend.

Trisha always teased me for buying ugly clothes with dull colors and since she's having a bad day and a heart break she got me to volunteer to be her doll of the day by dressing me and got me to have a makeover
"Why do I feel like I was the one who got dumped Trisha?" I teased but was dead serious
The foolish girl just smiled
"Because you'd be going clubbing with me; I'd need your help when I get dead drunk trying to forget Thompson "
I snapped and sat up straight
"Now you've crossed the line girl. You're fine now or you just go alone and dance with one or two boys like you've always done to forget bou Him"
We battled words and then I agreed on the terms that she promised she'd be fine if I went clubbing with her

Crazy Trisha got me to wear a skimpy black dress showing off my hips, small boobs and bony self and then she painted my face and i felt i had a whole bag of cement on my face
"Gosh my face feels so heavy. The things I do for Trisha" I said
And she was just there staring at me like she's seen a ghost
"Why are you staring like you've seen a ghost? Do I look like a masquerade enough for you Trishaaaa..... " I said rolling my eyes up
"Damn girl you are so hot; you'd pass for a bad girl... mi wonder why I haven't fucked you yet" she said Laughing
"Hahaha" I faked laughter and then said
"Trisha can we go now? God I feel naked? And these thongs are so uncomfortable "
She just laughed and then we left the house and drove down to the club exactly 11:59pm
To be Continued



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Location: Warri, Nigeria

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