Hey luluxtra lovers welcome back to another blog.
This blog to some would be hilarious while for others it's the other way round. I'd let you know how I feel at the end though.
So Thursday 25th May 2023, I had just gotten off the phone with my man, he'd just left church and headed home as at 7:00pm
NB: we are at different locations at the moment because he's working, so I at my end was trying to make dinner and I noticed I'd ran out of gas ; the time was 7:35pm. So I decided to call him back to complain to him because I just got gas less than a week ago so there has to be some leakage or the gas attendant just pumped air into my gas cylinder.
So here I am calling my man but he's not picking up for over 20mins. Thinking about it right now 20minutes is not enough time to start panicking but for some reason alot of negative thought was going through my head, thoughts like "it's unlike him, he'd at least text me back", "he should be home by now, what's going on?", "What if he'd dropped his phone on his way back from church or worse robbed!" Ah!
I was impatient, I called my brother because they are living together at the moment but his phone was switched off, called my cousin who just left portharcourt and was living with him she picked her call but instead of saying " Hello!" She was like " Elohor, Elohor your husband would call you back, he's having network issues." She hanged up and now in my head I'm like why not she give him her phone but my baby sister living with me asked me to relax that he'd call me back.
I tried to relax for like five minutes guys (lol), I tried to continue seeing the series I was watching on Netflix but five minutes felt like forever, I called my cousin again and she said he's downstairs that he's gonna call me and at this point I was growing really impatient and frustrated, I called his number again and then my younger brother picked his call; see me yelling at my brother " Where is my Husband?" He said he's charging his phone.
At this point nothing was making any sense, what they were saying wasn't adding up, I felt like screaming, I felt it was happening all over again, clearly I haven't gotten over loosing both parents under three years. Common it was this same scenario and I was loosing my mind, I'd already started crying, I ran outside to maybe shout or call on my neighbors but I came back inside and called my husband's number again my brother picked again and I kept asking him "Where's my Husband?" He was still insisting he's charging his phone. AHA HA go and call him now, he hanged up; at this point I called my cousin here in portharcourt to tell her I don't know what's going on but I am trying to speak to my man and my brother and cousin were giving me excuses (you guys at this point I was crying), the kids were staring at me, I was trying to stay calm but I couldn't, I called my neighbor telling her same thing I told my Cousin, she rushed to my flat immediately and then she called my husband's number he answered.
Yay!
I stopped wailing.
See my laughing at how absurd I'd behaved.
I indeed earned drama queen title last night.
Seriously though as hilarious as it may seem it gives me reason to think I need serious help, I mean all of this drama happened in one hour.
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